Thursday, December 28, 2006
Hmmm it's almost 7pm. still stuck in the office. came across this joke while tryna kill time. thought it was funny. at this age i don't know how marriage is like. pretty terrified of parenting. i'll leave it to when the time comes lol. i don't dislike kids after all.
Marriage - Before the Ceremony and After
Before: You take my breath away
After: I feel like I'm suffocating
Before: She says she loves the way I take control
After: She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac
Before: He makes me feel like a million dollars
After: If I had a dime for every clumsy thing he's done...
Before: We agree on everything!
After: Doesn't she have a mind of her own?
Before: Is that all you're having?
After: Maybe you should just have a salad, honey.
Before: Nothing is too good for you!
After: You spent *how* much??
Before: Ideal
After: Idle
Before - Candy hearts and flowers
After - Onion rings and antacid
Before: Time stood still
After: This relationship is going nowhere
Before: Croissant and cappuccino
After: Bagel and instant coffee
Before: Blind
After: Nearsighted
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