Thursday, December 28, 2006
There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference.
After shopping around a while, he decided that the car he wanted was the latest Porsche. So the snail went to the nearest dealer and approached the salesperson to buy one, but only on the condition that he could have a large "S" painted on the door.
The salesperson looked at him and asked, "Why 'S'?"
The snail replied, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."
Well, the salesperson didn't want to pass up the sale, so he agreed to have the car painted for a small fee.
The snail received his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed.
And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"
lame shit haha...
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